Best party ever -- Party Recap
So these friends in Cana got married. They love hosting and used to throw the best parties and everything, so this was a big ole chance to be able to host, but wouldn’t ya know, things kind of got messed up. There were—and I’m not even kidding—a multitide that turned up. So it was like, OK par-tay. Woo hoo! The wine was flowing, bro. Big time.
So I’m sitting there with my mom and one of the caterers comes over and we notice that they are like 100% OUT of the wine. They went through some major juggage, too. Dude. Not happenin. My mom looks at me because, a guy just can’t hide things from his mom. Well not MY mom. She’s intense, dude. She’s in with something deep, I am not kidding. But so anyway, she's on to the little tricks I can pull, like when the guys were hanging out the other night and one was sick and I waved my hand without him noticing and made it go away, so she knows. But I was just like, Ma! It’s not my party, not my deal. And she gave me that LOOK. YOU know the look. The head turns just a leeetle bit, the eyes go like puddles of love, she looks down, too, which just KILLS me, maybe every mom has a different one, but she gives me hers, and then I knew I was gonna do it. So I get the catering dude’s attention and I whisper to him to grab the last jug of wine which has like the last dribbles, and I tell him to put a tiny little dribble into the WATER jugs. He looks at me like I’m nutz. I just smiled. He did it. He brought it back and I tasted it. IT WORKED. He tasted. Dude you have not seen a face like that in your LIFE. He goes and does it to the other water jugs and my friends, the wine flowed alllll past sunset into the night. And it was the best frikken wine you ever had. I know I know. But it worked.
People had SUCH good times. I just kicked back and no one really noticed that I had done anything till like a lot later. Some never even knew. Which is how I preferred it. I wanted everyone to have a good time. A little whingding of my wiley ways and next thing ya know, they were doing just that.
Matthew was hilarious. He was all running around without his shirt, some babe chasing him. Simon was mellow—it was cool. Good times. They all deserved it.